FFS
God damn man....when did people actually stop using their brains?
I don't beleive that the people i speak to are meant to be educated adults.
Its like holding their fucking hand to cross the road.
Example......
Helping a customer set up a modem.
Now installing a modem usually consists of a whole lot of pressing 'next' buttons.
Now......Working on an isp helpdesk, i have done the things many a time, so you would think i know what the fucking thing says right?
But nooooo, every fucking word has to be read out to you by the 35 year old man that you are babysitting...
Customer : 'Ok, now it says that we are running through a process to install my modem. To continue with this process, click next. Do i click next?'
Now.....what the fuck are you meant to say here? NO!! You just sit there and stare at the fucking thing, daydreaming about what it would be like to be able to function your own brain.
So yes....it consists basically of about 30 lines such as that, being read out to you by the customer, which you have heard a million times before.....and then asking you if they should click next after every fucking line.
Seriously!!?? What the fuck is so hard about
'to continue, click next'
How the fuck is that so impossible to understand? Are people that stupid man??!!!
I swear one day, im going to wait till the last step, and pull something such as
Customer : 'To conclude installing you adsl modem, click next. Do i click next, do i click next?'
Me : 'No, if you click next, your computer will explode, and your wife will run in the room and chew off you left testicle'
I wonder how the dumb ass will react to that one :D
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